Title:           Waking up at 6:30
Author:          SPITFIRE118xxx
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/sN1efYTT
First Edit:      Saturday 25th of October 2014 01:29:12 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 25th of October 2014 01:29:12 PM CDT

  >BRRR BRRR BRRR BRRR
  >click
  >6:30
  >Fuck that alarm clock
  >You left yourself up into a sitting position, in nothing but your underwear and beanie
  >You would never take off this beanie
  >You remove you sheets and get out of the bed
  >You look at the mirror to your right and flex
  >Oh yeah
  >Who's Superman?
  >You are
  >You exit your room, grab a towel from the hallway closet and head tot he bathroom
  >Locking the door, you strip off your undies and put your beanie on its holy throne, the corner of the mirror
  >Hopefully there is enough hot water for you today
  >But let's not get ahead of ourselves, gotta shit first
  >After a massive dump that causes water to splash your ass, you flush and do a few stretches to get the last morning kinks out
  >er-ee er-ee
  >tssshhhhhh
  >You slowly move into the shower, letting your body adjust to the new heat
  >You soap up your body, and let the soothing smells make you feel good
  >You then proceed to whip out the shampoo and conditioner, using them on your hair and pubes
  >After washing the chemicals out of your hair, you get out and dry yourself off with a towel
  >You grab your razor and shave your facial hair
  >even though you don't grow facial hair
  >its fun to pretend
  >You brush your teeth, blow dry your hair, style it, and head ouy, beanie in hand
  >You enter your room and grab some fresh clothing and dress yourself up
  >You check your backpack to make sure it ahs all the essentials
  >big book #1-3, check
  >Pencil, check
  >calculator, check
  >finished homework, maybe later
  >you put on different branded, but still same color, socks
  >You then tie your shoes and put on your signature coat
  >You exit your room and re-enter the bathroom
  >You re-style your hair and put your beanie on
  >You enter your room for the third time to check on the time
  >7:10
  >Time to head out soon
  >You go downstairs, head to the kitchen and grab two slices of white bread
  >You eat them plain
  >Breakfast was complete
  >7:15
>15 minutes until school starts
>Whoops
>Forgot your backpack
>You go upstairs and grab you backpack, then head out the door
>You do a fast walk to the school, you're only a little bit behind schedule
>You make it to the school, the front of it is empty
>Oh shit, might be late for class
>You quickly run to the door and push
>You slam into the door
>Its a pull door
>You pull the door, it won't move
>Locked
>It's Saturday
>Fuck
